Okay.

[xp_cyclops]

This is going to sound very odd, but has anyone seen my turtle?

Horatio does not appear to be in his tank.

ETA: Uhhh... how precisely are Catseye's clothes appearing and disappearing as she shifts? I just saw her do it, in the hall...

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TURTLE SIGHTING!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I swear, I just saw him around the corner by the piano. If he's on the move, he can't be getting around that fast. He's a stealthy little fella, though...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

He's downstairs? Shit! I'll be right there.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Cancel, cancel, cancel.

Was just that stupid little Sharper Image "robot vacuum" that someone bought and set loose.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The Roomba? Always makes me think of some exotic Latin-American dance or something. :)

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

This is not funny, Ramsey. I want my turtle.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I have no idea where your turtle is, o captain my captain. Just commenting on how much the name Roomba amuses me. It's fun to say. Roomba. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Mr. Summers? Doug will not stop saying that word. Can you make him do something awful? Maybe even -earlier- morning runs?

Please?

Pretty please?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Rolled-up newspaper across the nose? Worked on Tyke. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

No hitting. We like Doug, and he is not a pet. :)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Not even just a little hitting?