I come to praise Caesar, not to bury him

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In case anyone missed us Jean and I are holidaying in Italy over the new year.

Please don't blow up the mansion, or invite a super-villain to stay, or you know, do anything I wouldn't do.

We'll be checking our mail, so let us know if you need us in an emergency. IF anything happens while we're gone Logan can handle it...I can't believe I just said that. Being on holiday is obviously doing weird things to my head.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So that's where you and Hot Doc Jean got off to! You should totally check out Benni's. It's somewhere in the middle of the city in an alley and you probably won't find it unless you ask somebody random on the street. That's how I found it, anyway.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

What else were you doing while you were randomly out and about on the street? And did it involve chaos and mayhem?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is a rhetorical question, no?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

But of course. I like to keep myself entertained hearing his answers, however.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Im n ur apartment eatin' ur currys.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

When does Wade do things that -don't- involve chaos and mayhem? :)

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I suppose his bro-TP would know. :D (I did say that right, didn't it? I need to get better with the internet lingo.)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude, me and Doug are totes simpatico.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I know, right? :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Right!

So, I've absconded with curry. Want some?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You do know that your girlfriend and her roommate sometimes refer to me as the superhero Curry Lad, yes?

In other words, I'm often the one to bring said curry to them.

But all that said, I never turn down curry. Yum.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I totally know that! That's why I offered to share.

Sweet. Guitar Hero and curry on this fine evening?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

If there is ever a time when defeating a sleazy agent and the devil with the power of ROCK is wrong...

Then I don't want to be right.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll be over in five. Maybe you can help me figure out how to convince Marie-Ange to stop refusing to admit she knows me. My bedazzled eyebrows are epic and awesome.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...not sure I can offer any advice on that score, dude.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You don't like them either? I'm wounded.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

No, I meant on how to get M-A to stop refusing to admit she knows you. I got nothin.

The eyebrows are indeed epic.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know, right? They're so shiny.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She's like that. Who knows.

I mean, it's not like you bedazzled...other things.

(you didn't, did you?)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Bedazzling doesn't involve hot glue, so I wouldn't entirely rule it out for fun and flair. But no, I didn't bedazzle below the belt.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Seems like it might make things uncomfortable, potentially. *shrug*

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Uncomfortable, but apparently very pretty. JLoveHewitt says so, anyway.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

See, despite knowing there was an interview, now I'm just picturing you sitting down and chatting over coffee with her about the merits of vajazzling.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I would totally chat with JLoveHewitt about vajazzling.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, there are guys who have the male version of a vajazzle. You can pay for people to do it even. I'm not sure if this shows that the world has gone to hell or not.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I might have theoretically been looking to avoid the mafia who might have possibly been thinking of horse-heading me if I didn't leave the country ASAP. Maybe.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What did you do to the mafia that they wanted to leave a horse head in your bed?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I miss Jean. Bring her home in one piece please. Wine wouldn't hurt either.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Hope you and Jeannie had a good one.

Heh, guess hell must be freezing over if you're giving me a vote of confidence.