Okay.

[xp_cyclops]

This is going to sound very odd, but has anyone seen my turtle?

Horatio does not appear to be in his tank.

ETA: Uhhh... how precisely are Catseye's clothes appearing and disappearing as she shifts? I just saw her do it, in the hall...

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

How do you know? Maybe he shoots fire out his cloaca and is orbiting the school right now like a miniature Gamera. Or he's teleported into the lake, or has possessed Mister Dayspring or something.

...

or maybe I shouldn't have had three Mountain Dews this morning. Whooo...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Mountain Dew should always be used with a great deal of caution.

And anything Hank tells you about how I lived on the stuff while doing my engineering degree is a load of crap. Really.

Indeed.

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

Real engineers live on Jolt, Mtn Dew, and Vivarin.

Have I mentioned that taking all three in short order is a really bad idea?

Salaam,
Haroun