New rules!

[xp_cyclops]

1... Always watch the tequila bottle. becasue its sneaky and rolls under the bed if you dont watch it. which is okay if its empty, except then you remembre you drank the WHOLE thing.

2../ The new celings are strange. Why?? ceilings shouldnt be strange. Give people complexes about them falling down. The sky is falling! Chickne Little. HIGHly underrrrated.

3... MORE beaches. Many many more beaches. Howre you supposed to be a crusader without beachs? Not fair at ALL.

4... i am VERY slow. no one's alloweed to snicker about it naymore. this is me saying Im SLOW. Okay?? Hah HAH.

5... I like Betsy. betsy is the best. doesnt care that I'm slow. She thinks its cute.

6... my name is NOT cAPtAIN fuckwad. Stop claling me that.

Comments

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

shhh. its a secret. i'm not wehre i'm supposed to be. Sure i'll get into all kinds of trouble for THAT.

and why arent YOU sleeping?? mr kettle and all...

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Where should I bring this bottle of water, then?

Tut tut. I didn't ask why you weren't asleep. No pot or kettle involved here.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

set it free! its tired of being a responsbile bottle of water. it wants to be.... lemonade. or fruit punch.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

It's a bottle of water with dreams, truly. As you (and it) wish, then.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

good man! all the botttles of water yearning to live free will bles your name. or osmething.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

I am the Hero of Ty Nant. The bottles will sing of my heroic deeds as they aspire to become more than they are.

Do you think I should tell them that all they need is a little powdered lemonade mix to get them there?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

happy thoughts. happy lemonaed thoughts. good call!1!

wouldn't betsy be a good Inara? just thought of that...

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Happy thoughts are the best kind.

You know, actually, she would. The dresses would suit her. You want to ask her?

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

What is an Inara?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

A character off Firefly. She's... um. Well, on the show, they call it a Companion.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Angelo. But, I don't think I follow.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

Something like a geisha, Betsy. An intelligent, educated, beautiful woman, who is paid for her services. You do have the looks for it, but I'm not sure anyone could afford you if the analogy were to be carried out. Still. You might be charitable and play the part. Pretty dresses and all eyes on you. I think you'd be perfect.

Alright.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I'll bite. Then who is this Mal character Scott was babbling on about last night?

Re: Alright.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

He's the captain of a ship called Firefly. Inara travels with him and his crew. Eyecandy, really, or she would be if she didn't have such a quick mind and a sharp tongue. I rather like her.

Not On!

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

The git wants me to go as a bloody Call Girl? Of all things? He's gone mad!Absolutely Mad!

Re: Not On!

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

Betsy. It's Halloween. It's PRETEND.

See, if I were the one doing it, that would be typecasting. Hardly as fun.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Right. Don't know what came over me. Perhaps, it's because I've never been good at playing pretend.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

Playing is terribly important, Betsy. Humour us. Please?

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Fine. For both your sakes, I'll "play."

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

Excellent.