New rules!

[xp_cyclops]

1... Always watch the tequila bottle. becasue its sneaky and rolls under the bed if you dont watch it. which is okay if its empty, except then you remembre you drank the WHOLE thing.

2../ The new celings are strange. Why?? ceilings shouldnt be strange. Give people complexes about them falling down. The sky is falling! Chickne Little. HIGHly underrrrated.

3... MORE beaches. Many many more beaches. Howre you supposed to be a crusader without beachs? Not fair at ALL.

4... i am VERY slow. no one's alloweed to snicker about it naymore. this is me saying Im SLOW. Okay?? Hah HAH.

5... I like Betsy. betsy is the best. doesnt care that I'm slow. She thinks its cute.

6... my name is NOT cAPtAIN fuckwad. Stop claling me that.

Comments

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to very, very quietly come put a bottle of water on your nightstand, Scott..

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

oh but I'm not IN my nightstand.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

I would hope not. That would be bizarre.

Why don't you sit down, and I'll be up in a second?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

shhh. its a secret. i'm not wehre i'm supposed to be. Sure i'll get into all kinds of trouble for THAT.

and why arent YOU sleeping?? mr kettle and all...

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Where should I bring this bottle of water, then?

Tut tut. I didn't ask why you weren't asleep. No pot or kettle involved here.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-stares-

Um, ok. The world as I know it has just come to an end. I`m going to bed. Maybe things will make sense when I wake up. I doubt it, but maybe.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad it's not just me.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. You`re awake. I can hide from the scarry, scarry Mr. Summers with you.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Umm Scott? You alright? You are seriously freaking me out dude...

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Um. Hope you had fun? You probably should take Shinobi's water, though...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hear that sound? It's the sound of my world crumbling in on itself.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

I'm so proud.

Vitamin B, Scott. And Advil. Advil is magic. I'll make sure Cece brings you some, because she's wonderful like that.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

No need to send the cavalry, Paul. I think I have this one handled.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do. Glad the two of you had some fun.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out when he managed it, really?

And as Mr. Sleepyhead has outrightly refused to get up, I don't want try to wake him again just to ask.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

He's been practicing this fun stuff a little here and there. It's about time. I knew I'd be training some team members, but I don't think that's what Professor Xavier meant. Still, it's good for him and it's good for you, and that's good for the rest of us.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I'll have to give a big resounding no for number six. The name just fits so damned well.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

Actually, Sarah, it doesn't. Anyone talking like that in front of me will end up volunteering to help Mr. Marko spread manure in the gardens or something equally pleasant.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Have you ever heard me call him that? Hell, I'm not sure why he keeps bringing it up, because I haven't said that to his face for at least a good month or two. So don't worry. I will not be insulting your beloved captain within earshot of anybody who cares.

[x-vega.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you got away saying it to his face more than once. But he's tolerant like that, which is really all the more reason not to push your luck.

You say "beloved captain" like it's a bad thing, Sarah. People trust their lives to Scott and believe me, if I thought for a minute that he wasn't capable or wasn't doing it right I'd be in his face so hard and fast that you and all your bitter little insults would look like kindergarten class. The man deserves a certain degree of respect; even when he's drunk, even when he's fooling around. I will make sure that he gets it, even if no one else does.

There will come times when your "special case" status ceases to apply. This is one of them.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Gotta disagree there, Sarah. Mr. Summers and I haven't always got along, can't deny that, but he does the best he can.

[x-marrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I'm told. I'll just stay down here and keep my nicknames to myself.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

The second part of that sounds like a good idea, if they're nicknames the person doesn't like. Nobody said you had to do the first, though - you don't wanna stay down there, then don't (note the "if you don't want to", I know you have problems with heights).

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

be very careful Mr. S the tequila bottle plots with the vodka.

glad you got to relax a bit!

[xp_daytripper]

If you're needing it this morning, I have a hangover restorative potion that should help. Let me know if you want it.