The Return

[xp_cyclops]

After almost 2 years away in California I've finally returned to the mansion. Well technically I got back to the mansion last night, and managed to surprise my wife. You people seriously  have no idea how hard it is to surprise a psychic. I'm back at the mansion now; if anyone wants to catch up you'll probably find me in the garage. Got to get my babies back into shape.

To those who don't know me, I'm Cyclops, you probably have me to thank for some of the danger room scenarios you've been running through. You'll all be happy to know that I've brought back my latest batch of programs with me for more danger room goodness. 

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't think I've ever been to Russia. I think it's those other people who do that.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude, Yoda and the reading fail. he asked what you told me not what you did. :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I told you I went on super secret spy missions to Russia?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You don't remember? You must've still been loopy from donating your life force or whatever.

Hey, if you donate life force and I give life to dead things should I be able to like replenish your life force and shit?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I must have been really really out of it, because dude I do not remember that.

Pretty sure it doesn't work like that, but you should ask Amanda.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You kept talking about how proud you were of your mustache. It was like really realistic or something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I must have been really out of it because I swear I don't remember any of that. I've never -had- a mustache except when I grow a beard and then it's a beard!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I thought you meant it was a fake mustache.

Are you telling me your whole life as the basis for James Bond was a lie?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you sure I wasn't telling you about Doug?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Random Smartass Nerd? Nope, he never came up.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Damn I must have been talking in my sleep because I seriously don't remember any of this.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I thought you were awake but you were sorta faceplanted in your pillow so maybe I was wrong.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, I was face down?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

No you were sorta on your side but your face was sorta smooshed into your pillow. Like smoooooosh. you know?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Busted.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

>.>

What? You totally believed for ever there, though.

And in my defense...Originally I was fucking with Scott. You just, like, inserted yourself for being fucked with. It's not my fault you made it easy.

So....not a side sleeper?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, the last time I was that out of it I announced to everyone that I had vicothingy. I totally believed you right up until the end there.

Nah, I just can't sleep with anything on my face, so usually I'm on my back. Sometimes on my side but then I'm like pillowless.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I will remember this for future instances of trying to get you to believe you went on about stories of you being a Soviet spy with a bad mustache and stuff. :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'll buy you an awesome hamburger if you email Doug and ask him about his ridic mustache.

and I can totes promise that this time it won't be like Random Rage, Doug's cool.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

are you sure? 'Cause I thought teacher dude was chill too. Random Smartass Nerd has been cool in the past with like...empiric evidence on his side and all but it went ALL bad last time I took your food bribes.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

well, okay, so first of all he may pop in to tell you it's cool because I think he has a thing like Voldemort where if his name gets mentioned on a computer he knows and second, if he's not cool him I can punch in the nose.

also it's a really awesome burger. Instead of buns, it's got donuts.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's donuts with meat? I'm not entirely sure this is bribing material, Yoda. This is like punishment material

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

No, seriously, it's AWESOME. wait, are you one of those people who doesnt like bacon with maply syrup?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I think you mean Beetlejuice.

And I can punch you in the nose just as much as you can punch me in the nose.

And yeah, I'm chill about the mustache.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I have. It wasn't supposed to be spy stuff, though, it was a totally innocent conference and then there were Chechen terrorists.