The Return

[xp_cyclops]

After almost 2 years away in California I've finally returned to the mansion. Well technically I got back to the mansion last night, and managed to surprise my wife. You people seriously  have no idea how hard it is to surprise a psychic. I'm back at the mansion now; if anyone wants to catch up you'll probably find me in the garage. Got to get my babies back into shape.

To those who don't know me, I'm Cyclops, you probably have me to thank for some of the danger room scenarios you've been running through. You'll all be happy to know that I've brought back my latest batch of programs with me for more danger room goodness. 

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

well, okay, so first of all he may pop in to tell you it's cool because I think he has a thing like Voldemort where if his name gets mentioned on a computer he knows and second, if he's not cool him I can punch in the nose.

also it's a really awesome burger. Instead of buns, it's got donuts.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's donuts with meat? I'm not entirely sure this is bribing material, Yoda. This is like punishment material

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

No, seriously, it's AWESOME. wait, are you one of those people who doesnt like bacon with maply syrup?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Who is anti-maple bacon? Besides, it's not like you can keep them separate unless you put the bacon on its own plate and that's lame.

if this burger is gross then you owe me other payment, I'm just saying.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maply bacon is AWESOME. No one should be anti maply bacon!

It's not gross. It's like awesome. Like all the good parts about maply bacon only bigger.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm maple bacon. You do realize bacon and burgers are totally different animals, right?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's the whole sweet savory thing.

dammit now I want maply bacon and it's like late. Why the hell am I up? Oh, right, papers. Stupid college.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's also friday, you don't need an excuse.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Except I'm that asshole who gets up at 6:30 to run four miles because someone and I won't mention any names, but it's Scott is like a bad good influence on my exercising in the fricking morning habits.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a morning person. I know, it makes me a space alien abomination.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It makes you like prematurely geriatric, dude.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

:P

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I think you mean Beetlejuice.

And I can punch you in the nose just as much as you can punch me in the nose.

And yeah, I'm chill about the mustache.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, I mean Voldemort, dude. I just watched like both those movies with Dori.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Okay, yeah, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

But I'm way more on the Beetlejuice side of things, where I'm all about the wacky hijinks and not being totally evil and using all the really evil torture-y magic and stuff.