I'd forgotten how annoying crutches are.

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It's the same damned knee as two years ago, too, so I'm liable to be hopping around for a while. Then more physio - I can't wait. I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to convince Jean that she thinks a limp is sexy. She keeps laughing at me.

I suppose that once I get the hang of the crutches again, I'll be in overcompensation mode because of all the things I can't do for a few weeks. These are the times I invent whole new categories of paperwork - and get very creative with the Danger Room scenarios. Everyone on the team may hate me before September comes.

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[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

We could practice three-legged squad drills!

Besides, I trained with Col. Eugene Judd for years. Unlike you, he has absolutely no respect for human life. As terrible as, what, the 'fight your opponents who today are mysteriously made out of jam' scenario might be, I'm pretty sure they won't get me arrested in a Winnipeg stripbar at 4 in the morning. That automatically makes them less frightening then Judd.

Damn, I miss Judd

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

You know what the dwarf's up to these days?

I remember the stripbar story. Weren't you also wearing a thong on your head and belting out the words to "My Heart Will Go On" at the same time?

Good times, man, Good times.