Just to make a few things clear...

[xp_cyclops]

Yes, the eyepatch is quite dashing, isn't it?

No, I will not be doing a Jack Sparrow impression now or at any point in the future.

If you hear me talking about rum, it's because the latest package from my grandmother arrived and includes what we'll call 'cookies for grownups'. (For the grownups reading this, one could get tipsy from being in the general vicinity of these rumballs. I think a warning label was called for.)

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is a very good thing that you are not going to dress up as Jack Sparrow, because to be quite honest, you would look really terrible in eyeliner and with beads in your hair.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I don't know why anybody would ask you to do a Jack Sparrow impression, Mr. Summers.

Especially not when you and Professor Xavier could do an absolutely killer Dr. Evil and Number Two. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I would pay cash to see that.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to mention it, because of the telepath thing. But yeah. Good money to see that. We need a Mr. Bigglesworth while we're at it. But I don't think Catseye would let us shave her.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Do YOU want to be the one to ask her? :)