I am deeply suspicious.

You've all been stealing my work again, haven't you? I can't find any work to do. All my marking is done. I don't have any training tapes to review, and neither anything scheduled for myself nor gaps in the schedule I could fill. I have reviewed the files that need reviewing this week so many times that I could recite them. There are people in my garage, and I'm not supposed to be touching the Blackbird unsupervised.

I'm bored, and my head's killing me. Someone give me something to do.