So. Joy.

Apr. 8th, 2008 11:14 pm
xp_cyclops: (what was that?)
[personal profile] xp_cyclops
Alex and I are expecting a visit from our father, starting Thursday or thereabouts. Since he's a pirate who's legally dead, I suppose it took him a while to arrange a flight here from Madripoor.

So if you see a man with a ridiculous-looking mustache wandering around this weekend, that would be who it is.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
Can you make this sound anymore unpleasant?

This is all about mustache envy isn't it? Dad always had a great one when we were kids and jean won't let you grow one, is that it?

Date: 2008-04-09 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com
Actually, yes, I can. Dad's coming to visit, and also, I need a root canal.

I'm not even touching that comment. It's a goddamned pornstache.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
It's a what, sir? What's a pornstache? Is your father a pirate who does porn?

Date: 2008-04-09 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
It's a mustache that
looks kind of like a fuzzy
big caterpillar

Date: 2008-04-09 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
So his dad doesn't do pirate porn, right?

Date: 2008-04-09 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
None of the guys in
the pirate porn I saw were
old or anything.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
...so there is some pirate porn, just not old pirate porn? Wait, why is there pirate porn in the first place?

...you have pirate porn?

Date: 2008-04-09 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Pirate...porn?

Oh, I see. Truly, the internet is a wondrous place.

Date: 2008-04-09 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
Pirates won several awards, actually.

Date: 2008-04-09 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Awards? For porn? How did I never know of these things?

Date: 2008-04-09 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
A poor upbringing in a culturally backwards country?

Date: 2008-04-09 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com
You know, this really keeps getting worse and worse.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
HA! I knew it! You are jealous!

Date: 2008-04-09 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com
I see someone needs kicking around the gym again.

Date: 2008-04-09 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
Come catch me old man.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Pornstache?

And I did not think it was possible to have a more complicated family dynamic than myself and Marie-Ange.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
We're Summers. It's what we do.

The family dynamic. And mustaches apparently.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Just how is our relationship complex? I thought it was very simple based around mutual dislike and a complete lack of anything in common.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com
If you are complex, I would hate to look at my family relationship.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bevatron.livejournal.com
Hm, point. I believe I meant to say 'adversarial'.

Date: 2008-04-09 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
If you keep agreeing with me, I might have to concede that your taste in men is at least quite good.

Date: 2008-04-09 02:06 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (smoke break)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
*grins* You could have mine. I'm not sure which was more confusing, finding out that my family didn't sell me as a little kid for the magic, that Kurt was my adopted brother, or having my mother try to steal my body. And I'm still working out what relation Marie is to me these days - she's Kurt's half-sister, so I guess she's mine as well by adoption?

Date: 2008-04-09 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com
Oh Scott, you make him sound like something out of the Pirates movie. If he looks anything like Johnny Depp, I will find the energy to make it to the mansion.

Date: 2008-04-09 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com
Not at all like Johnny Depp. More like an 80s TV star gone to seed.

Date: 2008-04-09 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-juggernaut.livejournal.com
Since he's a pirate who's legally dead

I don't know if anyone's pointed it out to you, but you dress up in leather and shoot lasers out of your one good eye. Ain't that a bit of the pot and the kettle?

Date: 2008-04-09 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cyclops.livejournal.com
I'm not ready to have a sense of proportion about the old bastard yet. Maybe later.

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